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pitches for new comedies. A show centered around the people who have to consider all the godawful pitches might work. This is THE MORNING EMAIL for Thursday, April 10, 2014.
The Scuttlebutt
TOP STORIES
MOTIVE MISSING IN PENNSYLVANIA HIGH SCHOOL STABBING SPREE
"Nate Moore was walking to homeroom, book in hand, when a classmate he knew to be quiet and unassuming tackled a freshman boy a few feet in front of him...he was stabbing his victim in the belly, Moore said. The suspect got up and slashed Moore's face, then took off down the hall, where authorities said he stabbed and slashed other students in an attack that injured 21 students and a security guard..." Reports have emerged of heroic acts during the chaos of the attack. And people are trying to understand what could have motivated the attacker, whose lawyer describes him as a "typical young kid. He's a B+ student. The family is like Ozzie and Harriet. They have dinner together every night…" Four of the 22 victims are still in critical condition, and one who was "eviscerated" may not survive. [AP, Image via CNN ]
GAY MARRIAGE RETURNS TO THE COURTS
"The gay rights movement's winning streak in same-sex marriage lawsuits faces its biggest test yet in Denver where a federal appeals court will weigh whether to give an important victory to gay couples' right to marry or halt their momentum." [AP]
RUSSIA DIDN'T SHARE INFO ON BOSTON BOMBER
"The Russian government declined to provide the F.B.I. with information about one of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects that would most likely have led to more extensive scrutiny of him at least two years before the attack, according to an inspector general's report." [NYT]
STATESIDE: MOAR CLINTON SPECULATION!!!!!!11
Hillary Clinton's having a good media day: Ready for Hillary has raised almost $6 million and her memoir got a release date of June 10. Eric Holder's revised version of the FBI's racial profiling rules didn't contain many changes. The cost doctors charge for Medicare drugs varies widely depending on the region. A car crashed into a Florida day care center yesterday, killing one and injuring 14 other children. And Mormons are taking their missionary work to the internet.
In sloth news, here's a bunch of baby ones.
INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE: Missing Plane Search Narrows
The search for the missing Malaysian Airlines plane narrowed today -- to 22,364 square miles. The Washington Post looks into why the search keeps turning up trash. Kim Jong Un was "re-elected." Surprise, surprise. Pro-Russia groups who have seized buildings in Ukraine are waiting for Russia's response.
In Polar Bear Club news, here's a lady who just really didn't want to jump in the water.
BUY! SELL! BUY! Car Recalls on Car Recalls
AT&T is speeding up its ultrafast internet push. Feel like there's a major car recall every day? It's not just you. Due to increasing regulations and a renewed focus on safety, carmakers are proactively working to get recalls out to the public in double-time. Gucci's looking to get into the sporting goods game. And Bank of America is settling for almost $800 million over allegations of deceptive marketing for their credit cards. Yikes.
In mind-blowing news, here's a baby seeing a car wash for the first time.
SCOUTING REPORT: Princess Lacey Has Died
Lacey Holsworth, the eight-year-old who captured the heart of the country with her friendship with Michigan State star Adreian Payne, has died after a battle with cancer. UMass's Derrick Gordon, a sophomore starter for the men's basketball team, came out as the first openly gay player in Division I basketball. Here's why you should watch the Masters, even without ol' Tiger. And this highlight makes it clear that Billy Hamilton should be cast as Flash on CW's "Arrow."
In emotional news, here's a baby who either hates or loves it when his mom sings.
CULTURE CATCH-UP: Comedy Haven
Think you're funny? NBC is creating the NBC Comedy Playground, where you can pitch your best TV idea. Zach Braff's kickstarter project finally got a trailer. It's pretty Zach Braff. Khaleesi was a more popular baby name than Betsy this year. Miss Robin already? Colbie Smulders is returning to "Agents of SHIELD." And find out which of your favorite shows are returning or have (gulp) gotten the ax. [Image via Grantland]
In battles for the ages news, here's some dogs facing down leaf blowers.
LIVIN': Protect Your Information
Here are five things you should do to protect yourself from the massive internet security breach. Check out a graphic designer's tips for planning your wedding day. This is the one kind of top every girl should have. And just in time for the "Mad Men" premiere this weekend, Dropbox released a new app called Carousel that will change how you organize and display your photos. Have at it, Don.
In Balto news, here are some adorable huskies.
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS: Kate Shows Off Longer Hemlines
The Queen's edict for longer hemlines appears to be in effect for Kate's first official New Zealand walkabout and evening reception. The Bachelor's Nikki and Juan Pablo are still going strong, and they even stopped by a wedding chapel in Vegas. Page Six is alleging Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to keep up a sham marriage to Chris Martin. Amanda Bynes' attorney says she was never diagnosed with schizophrenia and is currently off all medication. And Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted out and about again. We're sure T-Swift is less than thrilled. [Image via Daily Mail]
In heart-warming news, here are some babies who just can't wait for their dads to get home.
TWITTERATI
@StephenAtHome: If @SherylSandberg really believes women should Lean In, why isn't her entire book printed in italics?
@DaneCook: Are there any warm blooded killers?
@NotoriousBRB: What I lack in focus, I like cats
@ElizabethBanks: I met Shaq. Mr. O'Neal. At the gym! We touched each other. By which I mean "shook hands." He is large.
@rainnwilson: How do you pronounce "Buoy"?
ONE MORE THING
Here's how to extend your iPhone's battery life, because you reallllllly don't want to be that kid who fulfills all millenial stereotypes by asking for the charger at the party again.
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- Authorities are at a loss for what triggered a 16-year-old to go on a stabbing spree at his Pennsylvania high school
- How to protect yourself from the massive internet breach
- Amanda Bynes' laywer discusses her erratic behavior
TOP STORIES
MOTIVE MISSING IN PENNSYLVANIA HIGH SCHOOL STABBING SPREE
"Nate Moore was walking to homeroom, book in hand, when a classmate he knew to be quiet and unassuming tackled a freshman boy a few feet in front of him...he was stabbing his victim in the belly, Moore said. The suspect got up and slashed Moore's face, then took off down the hall, where authorities said he stabbed and slashed other students in an attack that injured 21 students and a security guard..." Reports have emerged of heroic acts during the chaos of the attack. And people are trying to understand what could have motivated the attacker, whose lawyer describes him as a "typical young kid. He's a B+ student. The family is like Ozzie and Harriet. They have dinner together every night…" Four of the 22 victims are still in critical condition, and one who was "eviscerated" may not survive. [AP, Image via CNN ]
GAY MARRIAGE RETURNS TO THE COURTS
"The gay rights movement's winning streak in same-sex marriage lawsuits faces its biggest test yet in Denver where a federal appeals court will weigh whether to give an important victory to gay couples' right to marry or halt their momentum." [AP]
RUSSIA DIDN'T SHARE INFO ON BOSTON BOMBER
"The Russian government declined to provide the F.B.I. with information about one of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects that would most likely have led to more extensive scrutiny of him at least two years before the attack, according to an inspector general's report." [NYT]
STATESIDE: MOAR CLINTON SPECULATION!!!!!!11
Hillary Clinton's having a good media day: Ready for Hillary has raised almost $6 million and her memoir got a release date of June 10. Eric Holder's revised version of the FBI's racial profiling rules didn't contain many changes. The cost doctors charge for Medicare drugs varies widely depending on the region. A car crashed into a Florida day care center yesterday, killing one and injuring 14 other children. And Mormons are taking their missionary work to the internet.
In sloth news, here's a bunch of baby ones.
INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE: Missing Plane Search Narrows
The search for the missing Malaysian Airlines plane narrowed today -- to 22,364 square miles. The Washington Post looks into why the search keeps turning up trash. Kim Jong Un was "re-elected." Surprise, surprise. Pro-Russia groups who have seized buildings in Ukraine are waiting for Russia's response.
In Polar Bear Club news, here's a lady who just really didn't want to jump in the water.
BUY! SELL! BUY! Car Recalls on Car Recalls
AT&T is speeding up its ultrafast internet push. Feel like there's a major car recall every day? It's not just you. Due to increasing regulations and a renewed focus on safety, carmakers are proactively working to get recalls out to the public in double-time. Gucci's looking to get into the sporting goods game. And Bank of America is settling for almost $800 million over allegations of deceptive marketing for their credit cards. Yikes.
In mind-blowing news, here's a baby seeing a car wash for the first time.
SCOUTING REPORT: Princess Lacey Has Died
Lacey Holsworth, the eight-year-old who captured the heart of the country with her friendship with Michigan State star Adreian Payne, has died after a battle with cancer. UMass's Derrick Gordon, a sophomore starter for the men's basketball team, came out as the first openly gay player in Division I basketball. Here's why you should watch the Masters, even without ol' Tiger. And this highlight makes it clear that Billy Hamilton should be cast as Flash on CW's "Arrow."
In emotional news, here's a baby who either hates or loves it when his mom sings.
CULTURE CATCH-UP: Comedy Haven
Think you're funny? NBC is creating the NBC Comedy Playground, where you can pitch your best TV idea. Zach Braff's kickstarter project finally got a trailer. It's pretty Zach Braff. Khaleesi was a more popular baby name than Betsy this year. Miss Robin already? Colbie Smulders is returning to "Agents of SHIELD." And find out which of your favorite shows are returning or have (gulp) gotten the ax. [Image via Grantland]
In battles for the ages news, here's some dogs facing down leaf blowers.
LIVIN': Protect Your Information
Here are five things you should do to protect yourself from the massive internet security breach. Check out a graphic designer's tips for planning your wedding day. This is the one kind of top every girl should have. And just in time for the "Mad Men" premiere this weekend, Dropbox released a new app called Carousel that will change how you organize and display your photos. Have at it, Don.
In Balto news, here are some adorable huskies.
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS: Kate Shows Off Longer Hemlines
The Queen's edict for longer hemlines appears to be in effect for Kate's first official New Zealand walkabout and evening reception. The Bachelor's Nikki and Juan Pablo are still going strong, and they even stopped by a wedding chapel in Vegas. Page Six is alleging Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to keep up a sham marriage to Chris Martin. Amanda Bynes' attorney says she was never diagnosed with schizophrenia and is currently off all medication. And Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted out and about again. We're sure T-Swift is less than thrilled. [Image via Daily Mail]
In heart-warming news, here are some babies who just can't wait for their dads to get home.
TWITTERATI
@StephenAtHome: If @SherylSandberg really believes women should Lean In, why isn't her entire book printed in italics?
@DaneCook: Are there any warm blooded killers?
@NotoriousBRB: What I lack in focus, I like cats
@ElizabethBanks: I met Shaq. Mr. O'Neal. At the gym! We touched each other. By which I mean "shook hands." He is large.
@rainnwilson: How do you pronounce "Buoy"?
ONE MORE THING
Here's how to extend your iPhone's battery life, because you reallllllly don't want to be that kid who fulfills all millenial stereotypes by asking for the charger at the party again.
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