Stephen Colbert in 1994

The Morning Email
Saturday July 18th, 2015
Saturday Edition: The Funnies

Unimpressed Cat Is Not At All Interested In Your Magic Trick
You really can't teach an old dog new tricks, huh?

Why not try your magic on someone who cares, human?

26 Adorably Bizarre Things Kids Have Said
Where on earth do they get it from?
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I'm a liar to a bottle, baby. Come, come, come and open up.


28 Quintessentially 80s Perms
It's just really hard to understand how this ever got approved by the trend lords.
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Let's take a curly jaunt down memory lane, shall we?

Watch Stephen Colbert's Last Night At Second City Back In 1994
Colbert performs a song about love that is, sadly, still incredibly relatable.
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More importantly, he's got something close to a fro atop his head.

7 Telltale Signs That You Are The Parent Of A Toddler
Ketchup is a food group.
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Ranch is also a food group.


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Watch Rod Stewart sing karaoke to Rod Stewart songs.



And one more thing...

The vegetable cannot hear you.

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