Best. Kids. Quotes. Ever.

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Saturday May 9th, 2015
Saturday Edition: The Funnies

17 Kid Quotes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Cry
"My 9-year-old daughter was talking and talking, and my 6-year-old son couldn't take it anymore and said 'SILENCE YOU PEASANT!'"
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Kids say the darndest things.

Here's A Bear Casually Strolling Around Like It's Human
Just taking in the sights, thank you beary much.
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Beary cool, dude.

This Is How Ridiculous Gender Inequality Sounds To Normal People
Oh, don't mind us, just applying subtle sexism to everyday experiences.
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This is funny, but also so sad.

Creative Solutions To Hiding Your Tampons, Because Heaven Help You If You're A Woman
"The Binge Reader": Hollow out a favorite book in which to hide a tampon.
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The horror.

Too-Real Signs The Honeymoon Stage Is Over
Remember the butterflies? Sigh.
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Nothing lasts forever!


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This is Taylor Swift's favorite cover. Of her own music, of course.



And one more thing...

Happy Mother's Day!

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