You're an adult, do what you want

The Morning Email
Saturday June 20th, 2015
Saturday Edition: The Funnies

21 Things You Can Do If You Want Because You're An Adult, Dammit
You want to ride around on an oversized tricycle? By all means -- you're an adult, dammit!
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You're a grown-up and you get to decide what grown-up things are!

The Most Ridiculous Sexual Phrases From Romance Novels
You say "penis," they say "love's sweet arrow." Oh, baby.
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WARNING: Blushing and junior high-level giggling coming your way.

Guy Battles Summer Boredom With Leaf Blower
Leaf blower + swivel chair + time to kill = a thing of beauty.

Sometimes the Internet treats us well.

17 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Filled Jokes Only A Dad Could Get Away With
Dad jokes teeter between being embarrassingly lame to positively groan-worthy.
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And that's why dads rule.

Watch A Baby Goat Hop For Joy
Buckminster's the name and hopping is the game.
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Prance, prance, hop, boing.


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Madonna has a new video for her single, "Bitch I'm Madonna." Indeed she is.



And one more thing...

Dad, you teach us all the cool things.

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