Tuesday's Morning Email: Obama Announcing MAJOR NSA Reform

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President Obama basically wants a White House taco night. Awesome, but no margaritas for Bo. This is THE MORNING EMAIL for Tuesday, March 25, 2014.

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OBAMA PROPOSING END OF "BULK NSA DATA COLLECTION"
"The Obama administration is preparing to unveil a legislative proposal for a far-reaching overhaul of the National Security Agency's once-secret bulk phone records program in a way that — if approved by Congress — would end the aspect that has most alarmed privacy advocates since its existence was leaked last year, according to senior administration officials. Under the proposal, they said, the N.S.A. would end its systematic collection of data about Americans' calling habits." [NYT]

OFFICIALS: PLANE CRASHED IN INDIAN OCEAN, NO SURVIVORS
Yesterday, Malaysian officials officially declared that Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 had crashed in the Indian Ocean, making survival impossible. Search teams are still combing a suspected crash area, but were delayed by horrendous weather conditions today. Calls for hard evidence abound. American teacher Sarah Bajc discusses her pain upon learning her partner Phillip Wood had died in the crash. Video of family members hearing the news is heartwrenching. And read the statement the passengers' families released, calling the Malaysian government "executioners." [Reuters]

AND THEN THERE WERE SEVEN
"Seeking to isolate Russia, President Barack Obama and Western and Asian allies moved to indefinitely cut Moscow out of [the G8] on Monday, including canceling an economic summit President Vladimir Putin planned to host this summer." [AP]

STATESIDE: Mudslide: 100 Still Missing
At least 14 people have died and over 100 remain unaccounted for after a mudslide in Washington. The Washington Post's graphic team breaks down the scale of the horror. The operator whose train jumped the tracks yesterday at O'Hare International Airport "may have dozed off." The news comes off a string of tragic train accidents over the past year. Tickets to the 9/11 Memorial Museum will be available tomorrow. "Pooches on pot" is a growing problem. A Florida lawmaker wants to block court record access to cases involving the "Stand Your Ground" defense. At least two are dead after a naval base shooting in Norfolk. A Chris Christie-ordered report on Bridgegate clears him of any wrongdoing. Go figure. And a blizzard that could become as strong as a level three hurricane is about to hit the Northeast.

In patience-is-a-virtue news, these dogs and babies are too cute.

INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE: White House Taco Night
The Taliban took credit for an attack on an Afghani presidential candidate's home. While discussing the World Cup with Mexico's top radio station, Obama basically called for a White House taco night. We're huge fans of the idea. Canada is looking into a possible Ebola case. We are not huge fans of the Ebola virus, however. And while the U.S. and Russia may not be the best of friends right now, they're launching a joint space expedition today.

In chessmaster news, here's some cats giving the game a whirl.

BUY! SELL! BUY! Grubhub Grabs for Billions
This pocket-sized paper microscope "could save millions of lives." The New York Times reports that GM pushed back on at least two of the deadly crashes that have been linked to flaws in its cars' designs. Grubhub's upcoming IPO is said to be valued at $1.7 billion. Our valuation of making takeout easier? A gabillionty dollars. Five associates of Bernie Madoff were found guilty in one of the largest Ponzi scheme cases of all time. With Obamacare's March 31st enrollment deadline fast approaching, health insurers are turning to some unique measures to reel in the customers. And the SEC is looking into whether complex bond deals are opening new avenues for fraudulent activity.

In decision news, here's a flowchart to help you decide what kind of pet you should get.

SCOUTING REPORT: More Than Just A Tourney
Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder is creating a foundation for Native Americans in an attempt to offset his team's horribly racist name.Yeah, that should cut it. The prosecution rests in the Oscar Pistorius' murder trial. NBA officials are reconsidering what players dread most: uniforms with cap sleeves -- please keep the fan versions, though (no one likes the tank top look on those over 30). And reminding us all there's more important things than March Madness, Michigan State star Adreian Payne talks about his special bond with "Princess Lacey", an 8-year-old with nerve cancer.

In nimble mice news, here's some trying to walk backward.

CULTURE CATCH-UP: Here's How to Dance
Wanna know how well your favorite TV show is doing in the ratings? There's a graphing tool for that. The Black Keys released their first song in three years -- check it out. See the actors portraying Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch in the upcoming "Avengers" flick in costume. Michael Lewis' "The Big Short" is headed to the big screen. And scientists have discovered the most seductive dance moves. Gentlemen, take note.

In adorable Vine news, this dad produces hilarious Vines of his baby.

LIVIN': Girl Scout Smashes Cookie Sales Record
Stay up to date with the latest culinary fad with these easy quinoa recipes. And so you don't make the same mistake we did, here's how to pronounce "quinoa." Don't feel like quinoa? Here are the best sandwich shops in America. Watch these guys try to reel in a 700-pound shark. Cue the dun dun dun dun. Here are the best toilet paper brands. And this Girl Scout broke the Girl Scout cookie sales record. Somebody hire her, now. [Image via Gawker]

In basketball trick shot news, here's a kid who turned a handstand into a basket.

OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS: Back in the Daisy Dukes
Japanese Ambassador Caroline Kennedy and her family went to a nude beach for spring break. Newlywed ex-wrestler (and ex-George Clooney girlfriend) Stacy Keibler has more news: she's pregnant! "Homeland" star James Rebhorn, who passed away this week, wrote his own touching obituary. People think Kanye West is a vampire after this Vogue photoshop fail. Andrea Bocelli finally married long-term companion Veronica Berti. Jessica Simpson is rocking Daisy Dukes once more. And Nick Cannon thought it'd be a good idea to pose in "whiteface." New rule: avoid all "faces."

In stalking news, here's a dog creepin' on a pigeon.

TWITTERATI

@SteveMartinToGo: You can download my latest private home video here: "Yeahlikethisisreallyalink"

@realjeffreyross: Who books the G8? I hear there's an opening.

@RL_Stine: Yes, it's true. A new Frankenstein film has finished shooting, and it stars Daniel Radcliffe.

@hilariabaldwin: For all the paps pressed up against the window of my nail salon, here's what's really going on #hilariaypd pic.twitter.com/mldt37Ky1z


@kanyewest: Dreams come true http://bit.ly/1gHbhd8 pic.twitter.com/sC3KNTl7fH


ONE MORE THING
Here's a first-person perspecitve of a base jump from atop the World Trade Center.

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Monday's Morning Email: Significant Debris Found In Same Region, Plane Search Nearing End?

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Whelp, our March Madness bracket didn't make us a billion dollars. Such is life. This is THE MORNING EMAIL for Monday, March 24, 2014.

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TOP STORIES

NEW POSSIBLE PLANE DEBRIS SPOTTED
Chinese military aircraft spotted several floating pieces of debris, raising world hopes that Malaysian Airlines flight 370 had been found. Australian aircraft spotted other floating items in the same region. Ships should be in the area by this afternoon. New sources are claiming the plane dropped to an altitude of 12,000 feet. Here's The Washington Post's visual walkthrough of everything we've learned to date. And another Malaysian plane was grounded after its generator failed. [Reuters]

WASHINGTON MUDSLIDE DEATH TOLL RISING
"Hopes of finding any more survivors from a massive mudslide that killed at least eight people waned as searchers pulled more bodies from the tangled debris field and crews worked through the night into Monday in rural Washington state." Heartbreaking photos reveal the extent of the devastation. [AP]

EGYPTIAN COURT SENTENCES 529 TO DEATH
"An Egyptian court sentenced 529 members of the outlawed Muslim Brotherhood to death on Monday on charges including murder, a defence lawyer said, in a sharp escalation of a crackdown on the movement." [Reuters]

STATESIDE: Train Derails at O'Hare
A train derailed at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport this morning, injuring 32. Counterprotesters had a great message at funeral of Fred Phelps, the founder of Westboro Baptist. A shockingly high percentage of veterans receiving college money through the GI Bill don't graduate. A recently deceased FedEx driver had quite the send off. Seven people were wounded in a San Francisco shooting. And the cleanup of a massive Texas oil spill continues. [Image via Mashable]

In "just can't wait to be king" news, these lion cubs wanna roar like their Dad.

INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE: FLOTUS Killin' It
Russia upped its economic pressure on Ukraine. The U.S. increased military support for the search and capture of African warlord Joseph Kony of "Invisible Children" infamy. Obama's four-day European tour will focus on Russia's aggressions. An Ebola outbreak has killed at least 59 in Guinea. Taiwan's student protests worsened over the weekend. And Michelle Obama has wowed the Chinese with her fashion and kindness during her tour of the country.

In ping pong news, here's a cat killing it on the table.

BUY! SELL! BUY! Apple Taking Over the World
A new iOS 7 app will give you internet everywhere. Go download it now. By the way, do you have any idea how many germs are on that smartphone of yours? Here's a cleaner/charger to fix that. In other Apple news, the company is in talks with Comcast about a streaming-television service. Slate will put up a sorta, not really paywall tomorrow. And Netflix and Verizon are not friends. [Image via Cult of Mac]

In confused news, here's what happens when a magician makes treats disappear in front of dogs' noses.

SCOUTING REPORT: Heart Attack Heaven
In the best game so far of the tourney, Kentucky finally gave Wichita State a loss, setting up an epic showdown between Bluegrass State rivals Louisville and Kentucky on Friday in a 2012 Final Four rematch. Want to relive the insanity? Here's the top gifs from yesterday's games -- we recommend the Stanford's band cowbell antics. The NFL competition committee is mulling racial slur regulations today. The Oscar Pistorius trial continues, with the latest witness saying she heard prolonged screaming the night of the deadly shooting. And this is what it looks like when your university president crowd surfs after an epic March Madness underdog victory.

In penguin news, here's a few trying not to trip over a rope (spoiler: they fail).

CULTURE CATCH-UP: Not Will, Just Not Will
Here's a blast from the past -- check out these TV show hosts before they hit your TV screen. These people pulled off some serious fan costumes at a "Game of Thrones" Brooklyn event. Last night's "The Good Wife" episode caused us to catatonically say "no" 100 times for the first time since the "The Red Wedding" episode from last season's "Game of Thrones." "Girls" finally decided to take Hannah's side in the season 3 finale. And here's all 339 books referenced in "Gilmore Girls."

In funk news, here's a parrot "getting down."

LIVIN': Bubble Bath DIY
A new treatment for Crohn's could be coming. Hate wearing heels to the office? Here's some awesome flat choices. It's Monday, so you're gonna need a bubble bath. Here's how to DIY with ingredients you already have. And here's 25 ways to burn 100 calories without even thinking about it.

In "Star Wars" news, here's a cat that sounds exactly like an ewok.

OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS: Mila Kunis Is Having a Baby!!!
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are having quite the year: first the engagement, now a BABY! Selena Gomez got tangled in some curtains in the buff and insta'd about it... because that's normal. Emma Watson hired one heckuva ex-NYD cop to be her body guard. James Rebhorn, of "Homeland" and "Independence Day" fame, died yesterday. He was 65. A top Aspen socialite was brutally murdered. "Extra" gave Maria Menounos the boot. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom may not be over after all. And Reese Witherspoon proved what we already knew: it's inevitable that we turn into our mothers.

In toy helicopter news, here's a cat trying to catch one.

TWITTERATI

@SteveMartinToGo: If Turkey can't read my tweets what's the point?

@Oprah: Ok seems I pocket tweeted myself 2 hrs ago. Didn't even know possible . Sorry y'all. #toomuchchai

@michaelianblack: Yes, I'm judging your newborn.

@wizkhalifa: Woke up sleazy. Thass a lady bug, I juss know it

@jimmykimmel: .@TheEllenShow- No Brad Cooper but 3 Clintons & a Kimmel @BillClinton @HillaryClinton @ChelseaClinton #selfie pic.twitter.com/GyGFxnUjfP


ONE MORE THING
Here's what taking selfies while dangling from the top of high-rise buildings looks like.

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