Friday's Morning Email: Suspected Plane Debris Near Antarctica

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Starbucks is rolling out wine in select locations. The world is a wonderful, wonderful place. This is THE MORNING EMAIL for Friday, March 21, 2014.

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TOP STORIES

STILL SEARCHING FOR PLANE DEBRIS
The hunt continues off the southwestern coast of Australia in an area that isn't that far from Antartica. The Malaysian transport minister said to pepare for "the long haul." The New York Times looks at why we don't track all airplanes using satellites. Here's a Q&A primer on the situation. And the pilot's flight similuator is en route to Quantico, where the FBI hopes to recover its deleted data. [AP]

RUSSIA, U.S. TRADE SANCTIONS
"U.S. President Barack Obama raised the stakes in an East-West confrontation over Crimea on Thursday by targeting some of Russian President Vladimir Putin's closest long-time political and business allies with personal sanctions." In one of this confrontation's weirder developments, Putin's appointee for attorney general of Crimea is getting quite the internet buzz for her looks. [FP]

FRED PHELPS, FOUNDER OF WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH, HAS DIED
Here's how he became the "most hated man in America." [HuffPost]

STATESIDE: IRS Scamming
The Wall Street Journal breaks down how the city v. country divide affects our political system. Over 100 undocumented immigrants were found sitting on top of each other in a small house in Houston. This 74-year-old congressman can dance better than you can. If someone calls and says they're from the IRS, it could be part of a nationwide phone scam. And the Koch brothers' cash "reigns supreme in battles of 2014."

In why-can't-we-be-friends news, these puppies just want to play with their cat friend.

INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE: Twitter in a Twitter
Turkey's government blocked Twitter ten days before its election. In China, a mass poisoning has killed two in a kindergarten class and sickened 30 other children. In London, 4,000 women have been treated for female genital mutilation since 2009. Japan is slowly returning to nuclear power. Thailand nullified last month's election, prompting more unrest in the country. And Africa's last polar bear has refused to eat ever since the death of its lifelong mate.

In promposal news, here's some unique ways guys pitched the high school question.

BUY! SELL! BUY! Starbucks to Sell Wine, World Complete
Starbucks will start selling wine after 4 p.m. in select stores...hopefuly in ventis. Wind energy is becoming more competitive thanks to new technologies. Twenty-nine outta 30 banks passed the Fed's stress tests. The latest round of funding values Airbnb at $10 billion. Sunburned? It could be because the FDA has stalled out on approving new sunscreen ingredients.

In grizzly bear news, here's one having a grand ol' time in his favorite stream.

SCOUTING REPORT: Overtime Madness
Four overtimes. The talk about the parity in college basketball could not be more spot on. Our semblance of a sleep schedule was destroyed last night by the heart attack the Louisville Cardinals gave us, but we'll forgive them if they win the whole darn tourney. These teachers win our teacher of the year award for allowing their kids to watch the tournament in class. Here are some of the tournament's key numbers (Duke spent $45 million on its program over the last few years?!?). And this kid hit the state championship winning three pointer only nine days after getting shot in the leg. What adversity have you overcome today? [Image via Daily Intelligencer]

In Bradley Cooper news, here he is proving Louis C.K. wrong.

CULTURE CATCH-UP: Yelp Review Yikes
The fifth installment of the Step Up franchise dropped its trailer yesterday, and yes, it does involve an epic danceoff. In honor of Twitter's eighth anniversary, here are some pretty entertaining celebrity first tweets. Watch out what you say in Yelp reviews -- you can be sued. And this museum wants you to create the art -- literally.

In dinnertime news, this dog goes bonkers whenever someone says "ice cream."

LIVIN': Perfect Pizza
Not getting enough sleep could be irreversibly damaging your brain. Cool. Meanwhile, in positive brain breakthroughs, scientists have invented a drug that makes brain cancer cells explode. Here's some selfie tips from a supermodel. You should double check whether you're saying these 17 commonly misprounounced words right. Want to make the perfect pizza at home? We've got you covered. And here's how to rock the florals that are all the rage this season.

In bookworm news, here's how you can wear your favorite book on your sleeve

OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS: ScarJo's Red Hot
Seattle police released photos from Kurt Cobain's suicide. Kristin Cavalleri thinks she'll be the last "Hills" alum to be a mom. We're alarmed even one of them is a mom. Johnny Cash's grand-niece was gruesomely murdered. Emma Stone cried on air for a pretty great reason. And Scarlett Johannson's a pregnant bombshell in this red dress. [Image via Just Jared]

In puppy news, here's one bouncing around like a bunny.

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@UncleRUSH: Don't be stuck at the surface

@daveweigel: Laptop no longer working, so I assume the Russians got to it.

@petewentz: jayz voice "welcome... its here..."

@llcoolj: Be strong you never know who you are inspiring.

@RobLowe: We Rob Loe's know how to ball! But can he get the W?? #MarchMadness

ONE MORE THING
This 16-year-old snuck onto the top of the World Trade Center and tweeted about it. We can't decide which of those two things is more alarming.

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Thursday's Morning Email: Plane Investigators Find Best Clue Yet

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Today is officially the first day of spring. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen should have a good season after they sell their gigantic $50 million mansion. This is THE MORNING EMAIL for Thursday, March 20, 2014.

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TOP STORIES

POSSIBLE MISSING PLANE DEBRIS FOUND
Four military search planes are attempting to verify the possible missing plane debris. One of the objects is 82 feet wide. Here's the latest satellite imagery of the area. If this is the debris, CNN lays out what happens next. Police and ambulances have been dispatched to the hotels of flight passengers' relatives. [AP]

NATO: WORRIED RUSSIA WON'T STOP
"In the interview, NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen told Foreign Policy that Russia's sudden conquest of Ukraine's Crimean peninsula was a 'wake-up call' for the 28-member alliance, which had been established to counter potential Soviet aggression during the Cold War. Rasmussen said NATO was committed to protecting Poland and other Baltic members of the alliance from what he described as an increasingly aggressive and land-hungry Russian government." Here's 10 facts you probably don't know about the man driving it all, Vladimir Putin. [FP]

NYT:TOP PAKISTANI OFFICIALS KNEW OSAMA BIN LADEN'S LOCATION
"According to one inside source, the ISI [Pakistan's main intelligence agency] actually ran a special desk assigned to handle Bin Laden." [NYT]

STATESIDE: Dancing Once Again
The marathon bombing victim who vowed to dance again did just that. Harvard scientists have made a breakthrough in Alzheimer's research. Hillary's inner circle is on board for 2016 as long as one particular person isn't hired. NYC's newest neighborhood is being built atop a trainyard. And an anonymous confession has brought renewed attention to the mysterious gym mat death of 15-year-old Kendrick Johnson. [Image via Boston Globe]

In twin polar bear cub news, it doesn't get more adorable than this.

INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE: Falling Fertility Rates
Israeli air strikes on Syria are escalating tensions. Count your blessings, because scientists just realized the planet's entire electrical system could have been wiped out by a solar storm. The latest climate report indicates we have 22 years before we cross a dangerous global warming threshold. And falling fertility rates in developing countries have economists worried about the effect on labor.

In baby animal news, here's a bunch of 'em taking their first steps.

BUY! SELL! BUY! So Long #s
The Fed continues to unwind its stimilus policies, and the stock market continues to be rattled by it. A J.C. Penney worker was fired for exposing the company's questionable sales pricing. The latest insider trading investigation involves covert meetings at Grand Central Terminal and edible stock tips. Sony's making virtual reality video games a reality. And Twitter's #s and @s may soon be a thing of the past according to a top executive.

In hyper dog news, here's one playing an epic game of floor lava.

SCOUTING REPORT: NFL Baby Season
It's NFL quarterback baby week: both Tony Romo and Ben Roethlisberger welcomed bundles of joy this week. The greatest juggler alive is retiring for some very sad reasons. And Dick Vitale has a March Madness playlist. Oh baby!

In cute combo news, here's a great dane cuddling with a baby.

CULTURE CATCH-UP: We <3 Anna Kendrick
The latest SNL host lineup was released, and our favorite hilarious redhead made the list. "True Detective"'s incredibly talented cinematographer talks his favorite nine shots. "Mad Men" released yet another trippy season 7 promo. The first trailer for "The Giver" adaptation was released, prompting widespread 5th grade book report flashbacks. And hey girl, Ryan Gosling is in talks to direct and star in a Busby Berkley biopic.

In alarm clock news, here's a corgi that won't let you fall back asleep.

LIVIN': Keurig Conundrums
This 44-pount eight-month-old baby is being put on a serious diet -- he's basically a real-life Michelin Man. Here's 10 things intuitive people do differently. That cup of Joe from your Keurig could pose a risk to your health. Cheer up, here are some reasons why you should keep eating chocolate -- like you needed any more. And here are the best shoes for spring.

In sleepy head news, here's Ginger the cat trying to stay awake

OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS: Royals Make Mistakes, Too
Prince Harry's like the rest of us commoners: even he drunk dials his exes. Gisele and Tom Brady are selling their absurd house -- it's a monstrosity. Dylan Penn has some pretty great genes (Sean Penn+Robin Wright)... and it shows. And "Noah"'s Russell Crowe did (it seems) end up meeting with Pope Francis.

In faceplant news, here's how *not* to jump over a mud puddle.

TWITTERATI

@rickygervais: Get offended by this tweet & reply using poor grammar & being quite rude. Trust me. You'll be a hero. You won't look stupid or anything.

@GUBLERNATION: i could use 36 hours of uninterrupted sleep

@JohnnyGWeir: It is with great sadness that I announce that my husband and I are no longer together. My heart hurts, and I wish him well.

@ddlovato: Always remember.. while you're procrastinating, there's always someone else killing the game.....

@ConanOBrien: I'm lovin' my new Treadmill Bed!

ONE MORE THING
This guy made one heckuva "Wheel of Fortune" guess.

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Wednesday's Morning Email: Authorities Zero In On Plane's Whereabouts

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Authorities now think the Malaysian Airlines jetliner is in the Indian Ocean. Tired of all the speculation? Here are the four least-insane theories. This is THE MORNING EMAIL for Wednesday, March 19, 2014.

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TOP STORIES

MISSING PLANE PROGRAMMED TO TURN BEFORE PILOT SIGNOFF
At least 12 minutes before the pilot's last communication with the ground, the missing Malaysian plane was programmed to make a direct u-turn. Meanwhile, the search area has been cut nearly in half. Authorities are attempting to recover deleted data off of one of the pilot's home flight simulator. And a theory about an inflight fire is sweeping the internet. [NBC]

PUTIN: JUST CRIMEA, THANKS
"After moving to annex Crimea, Russian President Vladimir Putin insists he has no intention of invading other regions in Ukraine, much less other nations." Here are some photos of what the region looked like before it became a geopolitical flashpoint. [AP]

ONE IN SIX WOMEN TO DEVELOP ALZHEIMERS
"Women are far more likely to develop the fatal disease than men: one in six women over 65 will get it during their lifetime, compared with one in 11 men." [USA Today]

STATESIDE: Moral Injury
HuffPost's David Wood takes a look at the underreported side of war: moral injury. The Washington Post is alleging the NSA has a system that can retroactively record phone calls. Yep, that means even your late night calls to exes. In 2016 speculation, some of Hillary Clinton's friends ("friends" a stretch here, considering) are raising concerns about her health. And the Pentagon review of the Navy Yard shooting shows glaring holes in the government's security procedures.

In espionage news, this parrot thinks he's a spy.

INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE: Syrian Silence
The U.S. is suspending all diplomatic relations with Syria. Iran resumed nuclear disarmament talks. More than 1,000 students occupied Taiwan's legislature to protest a Chinese trade deal. Colombia's president publicly wet his pants. And here's the puppy that sold for $2 million in China. It apparently has lion's blood, but still.

In scardy cat news, here's a puppy totally freaked out by this kitten.

BUY! SELL! BUY! iPhone 6 Developments
Here's what we know about the iPhone 6, which reportedly just got a production start date. New York's attorney general is giving high-speed trading the third degree. Toyota is set to pay $1 billion in a safety settlement. And Janet Yellen is set to release her first Fed policy statement today at 2 p.m.

In hide-in-seek news, you won't guess what's under this couch.

SCOUTING REPORT: Bracket Tips and Tricks
Not everyone's a fan of Nate Silver's new Five Thirty Eight. LeBron could be expecting baby number three, along with that MVP title. And last year's ESPN bracket champ shares his secrets. In the meantime, here's President Obama's final four picks.

In smart cat news, here's one getting the best of a baby.

CULTURE CATCH-UP: The Incredibles Return!!!
The new "Star Wars" movie will be set 30 years after "Return of the Jedi." Our favorite superhero family is getting a sequel: "The Incredibles 2" got the greenlight! Sofia Coppola is set to helm a live action version of "The Little Mermaid." We're curious if she'll take cues from the Discovery channel's mermaid ventures. And the final season four "Game of Thrones" trailer has us counting down the days 'til April 6th. Team Arya, all day erry day.

In animal domestication news, here's a farmer cruising into town on a giant hog.

LIVIN': Real Life Sharknado
Animals fall from the sky all the time, so "Sharknado" really isn't that far-fetched. Here's how to fold fitted sheets. Spoiler: Balling them up and angrily shoving them into your linen closet isn't the answer. Jazz up your office outfits with these accessories perfect for wowing the workplace. And watch out for this Google password-stealing scam.

In happiness news, here's a puppy remix of Pharrell's "Happy."

OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS: Miley Just Being Miley
Miley Cyrus' tour bus was destroyed -- no wrecking balls needed. Kate Winslet rocked her post-baby body with a gorgeous dress at the "Divergent" premiere. Emma Watson showed off her chic black-and-white style. Cameron Diaz went skinny dipping last week. Lena Dunham denounced Woody Allen. And Miley Cyrus karaoke'd "Baby Got Back". She seemed completely sober.

In baby rhino news, here's one on a light jog.

TWITTERATI

@ConanOBrien: Just Googled 47 products I would never buy, just to see how fast ads for them pop up on my Facebook page.

@tyrabanks: Worked so hard on my eyeliner this morning that I don't want to wash it off! To sleep or not to sleep in my eye makeup? THAT is the question

@birbigs: My novel is somewhere in these eleven thousand tweets, but I'm not sure of the order.

@SarahKJP: Trying on new outfits is probably my favorite sport.

@SteveMartinToGo: Hope you enjoy my "ant" role in Noah.

ONE MORE THING
Don't take selfies on the laps of centuries-old statues. Bad things happen.

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